30 Days of Orgasms

So last week I was getting very excited indeed about Tabitha Rayne’s #30daysorgasmfun. I love the idea of masturbation as a means of improving mental health, and I was looking forward to tailoring it a little. To be honest, of my own accord I probably masturbate pretty much every day anyway, but it’s not always…

Gossamer

I’ve been grounded for bad behaviour. I let my phone run out of charge, stayed out late without permission, and didn’t wake up early enough to report in and receive orders. It turns out if you want to convince a sceptical 40 year old slut that she’s to go straight home from work on a…

Woes

It takes a special kind of stupid to spend two hours looking at porn when you’re on a week long orgasm denial. I am an intelligent woman in many ways, but this is assuredly not one of them. So horny. Lying naked on my back with my legs spread, flipping the duvet off my thighs…