I bought new slutty clothes because my old ones don’t fit. Some of the new ones didn’t fit either, but I’m used to that. Even when I’m at my thinnest my tits will be too large for about two thirds of the clothes I try on- zips won’t do up, buttons strain, velcro fastenings meet but refuse to stay shut. It’s a fact of life as a busty slut, and while I used to find it annoying, now it just… is.
Luckily a lifetime of resignation to the fact that some things are just not meant to work with my physique is now occasionally being challenged. I sent a photo of the PVC leotard with the mesh cutouts to the Bad American, saying that I couldn’t get the velcro halterneck to stay fastened at the nape, and after a little bit of gentle ribbing (‘your tits are ridiculous, baby girl’) he told me that if he wasn’t so far away he would cut the mesh out to see if that helped matters. Well, he is far away- very far away- and so it fell upon me to take matters into my own hands.
What can I say? It takes two to make a thing go right.