Hooray! It’s TMI Tuesday! To be honest I have a horrible feeling that every day will be TMI Tuesday for the next little while, as I have of late been getting comprehensively laid by a very lovely pair of people, and it’s all very much forced orgasms and clouds of hearteyes emojis chez Joy right now. So I’m just going to channel some of my ‘HEY EVERYONE, ISN’T FUCKING BRILLIANT’ energy into this meme… some, not all. There’s a LOT of that energy around right now. I really love sex and I really love having sex with lovely new people and I apologise if I get a bit tedious about it.
1. What is the most annoying thing to you during foreplay or sex?
Men not taking their socks off. It’s not even annoying, it makes my cunt juices curdle. Take your socks off while you bone, dudes, please. I beg of you.
2. Tell us something you really wanted to do but let someone talk you out of when deep down you wanted to do it?
I really wanted to run around a festival naked at night with a group of female friends last year; circle the site after dark in a yawping, tit- swinging hooley of middle- aged female liberation. We talked about doing it for so long that in the end it was decided that the moment had passed, but in retrospect I think we could still have had a wild old time.
3. During sex are you more orgasm-centered or going for an all out enjoyable experience with connection?
So. For a while back there I was all, ‘Orgasms are not the be- all and end- all! It’s so much more about the JOURNEY OF INTIMACY AND CONNECTION’. And yes, that’s completely true on one level but also I’d been with a lot of guys who weren’t really that invested in putting effort into my orgasms? So I had to lean very heavily on that narrative because, um, I wasn’t coming as often as I’d like. And however hard I tried with the mindful communication abut my needs and desires I didn’t seem to be able to effect much movement towards a sex life where I, you know, had loads of fucking orgasms.
Lately I have been having loads of fucking orgasms. It’s been unspeakably gorgeous. In future if someone doesn’t visibly rejoice in making me come, then… I don’t wanna fuck them any more.
4. When was the last time you sought to introduce new activities in the bedroom? What did you want to introduce? Did you and your lover do the new sexual activity?
Two weeks ago. I hadn’t spent enough time with my face in another woman’s cunt. I got to do that thing. It was absolutely marvellous.
5. Finish the sentence: I would enjoy spending an entire day alone ______ .
Always, because I am an introvert, and my company is the best company I can think of, because I am fascinating and brilliant and basically some sort of lovely magician.